Warrior King review

"Jaa goes on to take his Muay Thai mastery to ninja skatepunks, wu shu swordsmen, giant wrestlers and, in one single, blistering, four minute take, four floors worth of kung fu assailants in a heaving Sydney brothel."

Two toys every boy should have

As my good man Ali points out, this is all kinds of awesome. Valve, having already given us the Gravity Gun, have somehow raised the bar in first-person-shooters yet again. You could make a whole game out of that. I bow.

Have you got any string?

Pimp my Death Star

Some wonderful person has mined James Earl Jones' blaxploitation back catalogue and redubbed it over Darth Vader's key scenes in Star Wars. I love the internet more every single day.

The latest additions to my Flickr account showing my meaner and cruder sides, but that's just the way it is. I laughed, anyway.

Oh, and this? This is the funniest thing on telly. And you can watch all of it online. Which you should do. Immediately.

When art teachers go spare...

"I got 40 children to draw Doctor Zoidberg. With chilling results."

Brillant. I hope he didn't get sacked. :)